Why did the boy shoot the clock
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
