Shit zoo jokes

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.