Shit zoo jokes

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.

Kid: Why?

Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."