Shit zoo jokes
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
I love eating pussy. That鈥檚 why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.