Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama so fat She the ice burg Yo mama so fat She the ice burg
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
Yo mama so fat she da iceberg
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
