Shear jokes
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Community talk
GENESIS 38 Judah and Tamar 1It happened at that time that Judah went down from his brothers and turned aside to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah. 2There Judah saw the daughter of a certain Canaanite whose name was Shua. He took her and went in to her, 3and she conceived and bore a son, and he called his name Er. 4She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. 5Yet again she bore a son, an… Read more
GENESIS 31 Jacob Flees From Laban 1Jacob heard that Laban’s sons were saying, “Jacob has taken everything our father owned and has gained all this wealth from what belonged to our father.” 2And Jacob noticed that Laban’s attitude toward him was not what it had been. 3Then the Lord said to Jacob, “Go back to the land of your fathers and to your relatives, and I will be with you.” 4So Jacob sent word to Rachel and Leah… Read more