The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., awh awh awh"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.