Self-raising Flour jokes
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-馃憗馃憚馃憗
What鈥檚 an orphan鈥檚 favorite snake, self raising flour?
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
They always say you are what you eat! So I鈥檇 be nothing. That sounds about right.