Self injury jokes

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.