Self injury jokes

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.