Self injury jokes

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.