Self harmony jokes

What do you call a depressed a cappella group?

Self-Harmony.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

Myself.

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.