Self-assurance jokes

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.

I am glass! People see right through me.