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Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection

Your So Skinny that People Can't even See you

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number

Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".

A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.

Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."

If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see