Seating arrangement jokes

Friend

  • Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?

    Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?

    Friend 1: Nope, guess again!

    Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...

    Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D

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  • Seat

  • You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

    But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

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  • Community talk

  • GUYS I HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO AN UGLY FAGGOT THAT NOBODY LIKES AND HES LIKE IF I BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS HIM IMA DIE 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮