Seating arrangement jokes
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
Who am I sitting next to?
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.