Scramble jokes
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
Community talk
Scene: Cuddle-Time Chaos!
DIO: I've already shared my blanket with Kakyoin, too. Polnareff must be snuggled up somewhere... Hah. But it doesn't matter. You're next, Jotaro!
JOTARO: You big softy, DIO!
DIO: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandpa, Joseph, told you all my best tickle spots, like an exam student scrambling to remember all the answers bef… Read more
SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more