Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
