Scramble

Scramble jokes

Egg

Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.

Omelet

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Egg Yolk

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

Chicken

A chicken walks into a bar.

He orders Dr. Pepper.

He then lays a good scrambled egg.

Olympics

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

Egg

What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

It was scrambled.

Egg

Why did the egg cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!

Community

Scene: Cuddle-Time Chaos!

DIO: I've already shared my blanket with Kakyoin, too. Polnareff must be snuggled up somewhere... Hah. But it doesn't matter. You're next, Jotaro!

JOTARO: You big softy, DIO!

DIO: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandpa, Joseph, told you all my best tickle spots, like an exam student scrambling to remember all the answers bef… Read more

SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more