The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
