Scramble jokes
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
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A chicken walks into a bar.
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He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Community talk
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SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more