The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
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Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
