The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
