Scorpio jokes

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.