Scorpio jokes

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.

There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.