School event jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
like this if you don't like school.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Community talk
GUYS tmrw is dress up ( twin day) at my school ( not nwhs sadly) but im going as a stripper cowboy with 2 other guys THIS SHI BOUTA BE INTRESTING.
Why do I always have to cry at school events??? 1st time was at a dance and yesterday it was a football game
The united air force band is coming to my school to perform and I'm really excited