Schizo jokes

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.