Schizo jokes

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.