Schizo jokes

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.