Schizo jokes

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...