Safety Drill jokes

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.