Russian girl jokes
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
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Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
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Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.