Russian girl jokes

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"