Runner-up jokes
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.