Runner-up jokes

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.