Runner-up jokes

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.