Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as i cant feel
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ruber-toe
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.
