Who’s the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a good lot of fat the other's a fat lot of good
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
