Roulette

Roulette Jokes

Son

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

Winner

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

Russian Roulette

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

Friend

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

Record

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

Gun

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

Friend

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

Bet

If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.