Rolex

Rolex Jokes

Watch

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.

Neighbor

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

People

People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.

Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!

Boy

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Lesbian

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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