Riemann jokes

Sex

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

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  • Memes

    Number

    4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

    Wiener

    Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

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