Integer jokes

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.