Renewable Energy jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.