Renewable Energy jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.