I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.