Redistribution jokes

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.