Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!!!!
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Yo mama is so fat she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole? A: Hole-y shit!
