Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
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Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole? A: Hole-y shit!
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!!!!