Rabbit Hole jokes

Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?

A: Hole-y shit!

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.