Question jokes

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

Why am I dumb?

Because I’m dumb.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

What is smegma name?

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.