Question jokes
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Person: Why? You: No.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Sure?
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."