Question jokes

Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

What do you call a man with farts?

DEEZ NUTS!

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

How is your cereal? Oh, wait.

Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.

Grace...what stinks?

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

What da dog doin'?

What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?

Durrrrrrrr.

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

How tall does the grass grow in Germany?

Zis high!

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Gwen, are you there?

If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?

Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.

Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.

5 minutes later

Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?

Teacher, the one sucking it?

Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.