Quack jokes

I just wanted to say...

These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.

Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?

Quack!

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.

What happens when you cross a pig and karate?

A pork chop!

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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

When did I wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?

Quack.

What do French ducks say?

Quoi quoi.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

"Quack, quack."