Prodigy jokes

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.

Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

Jake Paul