Prodigy jokes

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."