What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
