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What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
