Premonition jokes

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

It's hard to predict the future,

especially before it happens.

I have the superpower to predict the past.

I can see my future in your forehead.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?