Premonition jokes

Braille

  • I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.

    Braille

  • I am reading a horror book in braille.

    Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

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  • Caesar

  • When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

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