Power Grid jokes

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.