Poolside jokes

Baby

  • How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?

    A blender.

    How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

    Insult

  • Fat kid jumps in the pool.

    The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

    The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

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  • Guy

  • What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.

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  • Pool

  • I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

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  • Elephant

  • Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

    Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Baby

  • What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

    A baby with burst armbands.

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