Poolside jokes
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
What鈥檚 green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.