Policemen jokes
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!