All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
Policemen Jokes
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
