Policemen jokes
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"