Plaster Of Paris jokes

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.