Plaster Of Paris jokes

Crack

House

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

Cheese

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

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  • Mom

    My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

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  • Marshmallow

    Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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