Plain pizza jokes
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Curry.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!