Plain pizza jokes
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.