Pizza guy jokes
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?