Pizza guy jokes

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?

Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.