What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
