Pissed off jokes

Things you never want to do in jail:

- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.

My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?

Call her on the phone.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.