Pisa jokes
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Pizza Hut.