Pink Floyd jokes

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

The best thing they did was a wall.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.