Pillow Talk jokes

What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?

They’re both in my bed.

My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."

What did one pillow say to the other?

Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

Most people smother babies with love.

I smother them with pillows.